Vermont smells of maple syrup

Going West is the wrong way and the right way to cross North America. It’s the right way for us as it was the shortest flight from the UK and also feels more explorer-y to travel the same way as the pioneers and settlers, moving west, finding the Rockies, finding the Pacific. It’s the wrong way because of the prevailing wind, which could make the Midwest in particular very tough indeed. But winds can change, the other things can’t, so we are sticking to the plan.

Lots of churches, almost as many pointy monuments

There are so many wonderful things about visiting the USA. Almost all of them can be summarised to the fact that it does so well at being American. New England could not have been more New England-y. There were towns full of immaculate wooden buildings, white clapboard churches, pristine lawns. Tree covered hills stretched as far as we could see. You can see why people say to visit New England in the fall a the colours must be incredible. For now there were mostly bare trees. The sun shone and we picnicked outside Louisa May Alcott’s house. We even saw a beaver, his lodge and dam.

Plenty of rest stops

We had planned in some shorter riding days to get used to having all the kit on the bikes again. This gave us plenty of time for important pastimes like snack stops, surveying the random stuff in the road shoulder (early winner, children’s shoe/NH overtaken by broken homemade banjo/NY), number plate spotting and counting political signs. In Massachusetts Bernie had the most signs. In New Hampshire it was Donald, though the election signs were clearly outnumbered by ‘no pipeline’ boards. That evening there was much celebration at the Fitzwilliam Arms open mic night because it had been confirmed that the new pipeline was not to be. Locals were relieved that a huge volume of woodland would now be left undisturbed.

Our first state line. NH has an alarming slogan – live free or die

Short cycling distances also meant we had time for a hike up Gap Mountain before our ride to Brattleboro, VT. The views onwards to Vermont and back to Monadnock were fantastic, but we could see that crossing the green mountains the next day was going to be tough. Even though there is nothing like the height of the Rockies several cyclists had warned us that they had found crossing the Appalachians extremely challenging.

view of Monadnock on Gap mountain descent

After stocking up on snacks at the excellent Brattleboro food co-op we headed uphill in the rain. As it got heavier we sheltered a couple of times but as it showed no signs of stopping soon decided we would have to get wet to get anywhere.It was the slowest of slow progress. The first 17 miles were all uphill. There at the top of Hogback we had our gourmet food co-op picnic,a fantastic view of three states and worried slightly that it was 2pm and we had only. done about a third of the distance for the day. Other tourists did not reassure us, with much talk of the steepness of the next climb etc. They weren’t wrong, it was at times brutally steep. Often these slower sections coincided with a narrowing of the shoulder bringing us very close to (fortunately considerately driven) trucks.

Double whammy. It stopped raining and there’s a giant chair. Hogback Pass.

Handily we found some stray rhubarb and custard sweets in my handlebar bag and powered up the second pass. Apparently in the civil war men dragged cannons up and over that route, probably without dessert-based sweets to help them.
The downhill to Bennington was amazing. The type you don’t really get in Europe where there are far more twists and steep gradients. This was relatively shallow, straight-ish with a wide shoulder and mostly good surface. Plenty of time to enjoy the view and avoid any road hazards (roadkill, clothing items, half a pizza). An often cited benefits of cycling is that you are really in touch with your surroundings, not separated from them as in a car. This is definitely a for better, for worse situation – that green mountains day had it all. Pouring rain, too-close traffic on a narrow road, the air rushing past and great views opening up on a fast descent, the heat and smell of truck brakes as they roll down the hill.
The next day we entered New York State and crossed the Hudson. Cue head filled with songs mentioning the famous river that runs all the way to New York City. Have you got Billy Joel? It was a beautiful day, we rode mainly through farmland aiming for a different waterway, the Erie Canal, which we could follow almost to the Canadian border.

They love these things round these parts. Rubbish for pooh sticks though.

We didn’t make the canal that day, but our camping experience in Bruce and Sandy’s backyard was further demonstration of how kind, welcoming and enthusiastic everyone we had met so far had been. That is the most wonderful thing about being a visitor here, over all of the other things, and it has been my experience every time I have travelled in this giant country. I said earlier that America was good at being American. The overwhelming majority* of people seem to be good Americans too. Oh, and did I mention that Vermont actually smelled of maple syrup?

Thanks to: Julie & John, Hiel & Susan, Dot, Ellen, Bruce & Judy (drinkers of the best beer in the world), Bruce, Sandy and Champ.

*Excluding the guy who shouted F*** Queen Elizabeth at us on her Birthday. She’s a 90 year old Great Grandma, let’s be respectful.

U-S-A!

Leg 2 of our little bike ride begins – across the USA!
After a month of being at home it was actually a little difficult to tear ourselves away. We had our cake ate it, as much cake as we liked, and I in particular ate a lot of it. And everything else that was put in front of me. We were at home with all of the good stuff (family and friends, time, a fridge with choices of food, an electric kettle) without any of the bad stuff (going to work, mortgage, bills). Every day was a Saturday; there were no Sunday evenings for us. So it was actually quite tough to box up the bikes and repack all of our belongings back into panniers for the transatlantic flight. But once we got off the plane and us and the bikes were intact, and we saw our first dunkin’ donuts, the excitement flooded back. U-S-A!

  
Boston is a really nice city, and a great introduction to the USA for the slightly homesick Brit. It has a good amount of historical buildings, there are English road names everywhere and just to help, we had booked a talk at the British International School. The sun shone and we ate clam chowder. We rode our bikes with British flags flying proudly behind us up to Bunker Hill monument, the site of a battle in the American Revolutionary War that although won by the British, spurred on the colonies due to heavy British losses. We visited a science fair (which in true American style, turned out to be a huge event) and were fed bugs by students from the British school wondering if they are the food of the future. They were a bit dry for my liking, and there’s no way that a plate of crickets could fuel me for a day on the bike. 

   

Walking around in shorts when it was not quite ‘shorts weather’ with our fine athletic figures turned a few heads and we were asked at least 10 times if we were in town for the marathon. Not likely. Some might disagree but I think cycling 5000 miles across the country is much more preferable to running 26 miles. But it was fun to watch, the city really gets behind the event and we even had someone to cheer along – Rosie, the daughter of our hosts, who ran a very impressive 3:08. It was so exhausting watching the race that we had to have extra helpings of ‘marathon cake’ back with the family after. We rode out to the sea and dipped our wheels in the Atlantic Ocean (mandatory before starting a cross country ride). Our last morning was spent talking to a class of Y5s about the trip so far. They were really inquisitive and spent about 30 minutes asking questions such as ‘what inspired you to do a biking trip’ ‘who rides faster’ ‘how did you tell the donkeys apart’ and ‘are you going to Hawaii/Asia/the Middle East/etc…’. As with all kids so far, the picture of the donkeys received the most positive attention. 

  

The time in Boston was also needed to get used to life this side of the Atlantic. After 5 months in Europe learning new languages everywhere we went, it is a bit strange to have to do that here as well. But before we knew it we were slipping words like restroom, sidewalk (ok that makes more sense than ours), trash, vacation, faucet (saying tap water elicits blank faces) and a new one to me, rotary (no? Me neither. Roundabout!) into sentences. More difficult is having to translate lbs into kgs, remember that a US pint is smaller than an English pint, and talk temperature in farenheight (not a clue). 

   

 

So after five nights in Boston we had grasped the basics of the American language, adjusted our body clocks and roughly planned a route to Toronto, a mere 600 miles away. We were ready to hit the road!

Big thanks for making Boston great to Orian and Caroline, Norma, Bob and Rosie (and Eleanor), and Caroline and Cynthia.